Is not that a kew picture?
Enid is perhaps one of my most favoritest movie characters of all time. She is played by Thora Birch?
Who is a very kew actress?
The movie is GHOST WORLD which I am not reviewing just yet. I will someday, but once I do it I'll never have the anticipation of reviewing this awesome movie ever again for the first time!
SO NO WAY! Sit on your hands and wait for it.
However, it is a terrific movie which should be seen by everyone before they go on living another day without have. Having. Whatever.
Go rent it! Terri Garr is in it for Christ sake! And she doesn't even get a credit!!
The Big Movie Review for today is:
KISS KISS BANG BANG
I know! I said I didn't watch movies with sick little monkeys doing sick little monkey things. Luckily, he was only in it for a minute.
He said, "Ficus."
God! They're horny little buggers. Makes me sick.
But in two shakes (not pumps, like I'd imagined) he was gone and the disgusting topic dropped like a hot handful of phlegm.
So. It turns out I'd already seen this little film. I only know that because I remembered two scenes:
Numero uno. The car flying over the road and crashing into the lake.
Numero two-o. The scene where the girl with the gams is lying in the grass under the overpass she jumped off of.
That's it! Except for the dead girl's pubes. Which happens to be a clue.
Anyway, one question kept troubling me while watching the body count mount up:
"WTF!?"
Why is Dweebert busting my balls to see it every 10 minutes?
This is exactly the kind of movie he hates! He deplores violence! He constantly complains about brain matter being splattered out of people's heads, and blood dripping down walls. What is Dweebert so on about?
It's a mystery.
BTW?
It was kew.
