Oh, yeah.
Nothing like bringing up the metric system to get people in an uproar. Little Baby Jesus likes the metric system. Everybody knows that. So does Tom Cruise.
But nothing gets people going more than talkin' about Canadians. Little Baby Jesus likes Canadians. Everybody knows that, too. So does Keeanu Reeves.
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Dear Vance,
You're stupid. Everybody does not know that LBJ likes the metric system. I didn't know, so you were wrong!
But, wait! Now I do know, so now you're right! But you WERE wrong until now!!
Stupid.
So, Anonymous Reader.
You shouldn't use words like stupid. They are not nearly specific enough for this forum.
Am I an idiot? A moron? An imbecile? Come on! I deserve a rating that I can compare against solid data. I'm not deformed, so i can't be a cretin....
Vance:
I think "stupid" was his signature. This is what I mean about setting the bar too high...
dude
Speakin' of gettin people in an uproar, everyone knows that Little Baby Jesus likes Crystal Meth and nude gay skiddle bocce that you have to pay for, both of which got started up in Canada according to my sources.I'm not too happy that their money is now just as weak as our money, either. Really the only good thing that Canada ever even did was to invent hockey. I have it on very good authority that Little Baby Jaysus LOVES hockey. So, it all makes sense now. Peetnis
Dear Peetnis,
You're stupid. Everybody did not know LBJ loves NGSB. I didn't, so you were wrong!
Wait! Now I do know, so now you're right! But you were wrong!
Stupid.
And what kind of name is Peetnis, anyways?
It's stupid.
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