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Friday, December 7, 2007
Nude Gay Skittleboch is Sometimes Referred to as Nude Gay Skittle Bocce
That's a fact.
5 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Dear Vance,
Wow! Is this a blog, or what?
You are not going to see references to Skittleboch (bocce), nude, gay, or otherwise anywhere but here.
Dude. You have outdone even yourself!
I'd like, as I'm sure most of the VR would, to hear some more about this ancient sport that is still so..... Today.
And you aren't going to see many references to Skittleboch anywhere else.
However, this information must be available somewhere on the internet.
Usually, I'd take you up on an invitation to ramble on about something (anything), but this topic tends to polarize people even more than LBJ or Canadians.
There is especial rancor between those who feel it must be paid for, and those who go outlaw and organize more informal "matches".
So, rather than risk having my car or front door smeared with something unpleasant, I will decline.
Vance, hold on to your marbles: I just saw a quote of $198.72 for a set of 3 pink rubber skittle balls. The balls made of Lignum vitae, much more handsome (and suitable for unexpected gifts, I might add) are HALF the price. So, I must conclude that players of NGSB are in the driver's seat of this particular market. Who gives a fuck? Just another group to add to the list of folks that will be shipped to THE ISLAND.
Is it just me, or is it getting increasingly difficult to find people to like? Maybe it's the carbo-deprivation...
If you want me, I'll be out driving around looking for Baby Jesus's to steal, dude
So, you need three now? Little Baby Jesus knows that the proper equipment for a go at NGSB includes: 1) A beautifully carved pink pencil tip eraser 2) A carefully inscribed extra heavy rubber band 3) Two (count 'em) regulation size skiddle bocce balls, and 4) The inclination to deliver. I guess maybe nowadays these youngsters feel the need to have a back up ball? What is the world comin to? Peetnis
5 comments:
Dear Vance,
Wow! Is this a blog, or what?
You are not going to see references to Skittleboch (bocce), nude, gay, or otherwise anywhere but here.
Dude. You have outdone even yourself!
I'd like, as I'm sure most of the VR would, to hear some more about this ancient sport that is still so..... Today.
A Loyal Member of the VR
Dear LMotVR,
True.
And you aren't going to see many references to Skittleboch anywhere else.
However, this information must be available somewhere on the internet.
Usually, I'd take you up on an invitation to ramble on about something (anything), but this topic tends to polarize people even more than LBJ or Canadians.
There is especial rancor between those who feel it must be paid for, and those who go outlaw and organize more informal "matches".
So, rather than risk having my car or front door smeared with something unpleasant, I will decline.
Respectfully,
Vance
Vance, hold on to your marbles:
I just saw a quote of $198.72 for a set of 3 pink rubber skittle balls. The balls made of Lignum vitae, much more handsome (and suitable for unexpected gifts, I might add) are HALF the price. So, I must conclude that players of NGSB are in the driver's seat of this particular market.
Who gives a fuck?
Just another group to add to the list of folks that will be shipped to THE ISLAND.
Is it just me, or is it getting increasingly difficult to find people to like? Maybe it's the carbo-deprivation...
If you want me, I'll be out driving around looking for Baby Jesus's to steal,
dude
So, you need three now? Little Baby Jesus knows that the proper equipment for a go at NGSB includes: 1) A beautifully carved pink pencil tip eraser 2) A carefully inscribed extra heavy rubber band 3) Two (count 'em) regulation size skiddle bocce balls, and 4) The inclination to deliver. I guess maybe nowadays these youngsters feel the need to have a back up ball? What is the world comin to? Peetnis
P.S. That's right and don't be throwin' around those 'postrophes, either.
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