Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Newsflash! Vance Orders a Bucket-of-Martini while Mashie Looks on Indulgently at 24th Anniversary Dinner!

DUH!

Mashie and Vance celebrate their 24th anniversary in style:

1. Vance resorts to on-line free you-print-em anniversary card on the morning of!

2. They go to dinner at DiVino with CorporatePerks.com discount coupon! (Thanks for the password, CFO!)

3. Children are nowhere to be found!

4. They watch a "Chick-Flick" "together" while Vance pretends to watch but really listens to an audio book!

5. Vance pretends to be wild for some of that Crazy Lovin' but is relieved when Mashie is too "emotionally drained" by "Chick-Flick"!

6. Vance and Mashie celebrate with wild W/E (actually Thursday/Friday) at the Mysterious Cabin of "What-Were-We-Thinking?"!

7. Vance wonders "What was she thinking?"!

8. Vance hopes there'll be a #25!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you will want to get a facebook icon to your website. I just bookmarked this site, but I must complete this manually. Simply my advice.

Vance said...

Please.

Vance does not Facebook.

Anonymous said...

The nerve of some people!
Petenis

Vance said...

Right?


Sorry that we'll miss seeing you in June. We're going to be in Turkey when you're in town.

We could have had a crazy-ass skittle bocce game....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that or settling once and for all who is the Fight 21 Champion. Since I've just been getting leaner and meaner for the last twenty years or so, I'm thinking maybe now, due to your advanced decrepitude, I could take you.
P.
P.S. Not that I would turn down any skittle bocce invitations . . .

Vance said...

Skittle bocce is a right, not a privilege......