"Twin Peaks"
Not the porn movie, but the landmark made-for-tv series by David Lynch.
It was kew.
I watched all 497 episodes in a two day stretch. Whoa.
Brr! Bob.
And Joan Chen gives me......, well, that's none of your bidniss.
Agent Cooper's hair was awesome? And he sure did appreciate a nice, hot, cup of joe with a delicious slice of pie a'la mode. And a "hot LuLu". Or was it a "hot FiFi?
Irregardless*, you could just tell he really respected Diane?
I did not think Laura Palmer was so hot, even for a 90s chick. Even dead, like she was in most of the episodes?
Go ahead, you Laura Palmer fans! Let me have it! Lambaste away! But I'm sticking by it.
Anyways, my favorite parts of all David Lynch "films" is the microscopic shot from the inside of something which moves outward AND EXPANDS AT THE SAME TIME until you realize all of a sudden that the thing that you didn't know what it was is suddenly recognizable as one of the holes in an acoustical tile and you didn't even know it? Wow.
That really made me think about how acoustical tiles have interleaved with my whole life.
Or maybe it was the inside of Dean Stockwell's nasal passages? I forget.
But the impact is undiminished!
Awesome!
Laura Dern wasn't in it. That's its biggest flaw. Possibly, its fatal flaw.
Neither was Isabella Rossellini, which may be even a bigger problem? She did fine in "Blue Velvet".
*Irregardless! Heh!
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Now this is REAL blogging. I don't want to upset Dweebert's applecart, but Isabella Rosellini is much more beautiful than Anne Francis. I like Laura Dern, too. Another case of great minds thinking alike. Peet
I tried real hard NOT to comment but it's kinda like putting a porterhouse steak in front of a dog and saying, "Don't eat this!" I can't wait for the review of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I love any movie that has talking monkeys and Anne Francis. Vance, I don't think you need to go to all the trouble to see the movie, just read some of the movie reviews on the Internet and then write up a scathing review. Seeing the movie will just make you biased.
Oh yeah, I forgot to comment on Twin Peaks. I didn't like Twin Peaks as much as Vance did. First of all, it didn't have Anne Francis in it. And I forget what the second thing is.
My friend in Ashland who is a real live minister and everything and is in tune with all things spiritual tells me that the Little Baby Jesus doesn't like any of David Lynch's films. He says David Lynch has bad words and graphic images in his films that he doesn't like. He's going to set all of Lynch's film on fire as soon as he gets a free moment. That's what my friend says.
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